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           Ithadbeenmydad’sjob,andI’dalwaysbeenwithhim.ItwasajobIliked:handlinghorses:anditcamenaturaltome.SoIstoppedtalking"fine",astheycallit,talkingproperEnglish,andwentbacktotalkingbroad.Istillreadbooks,athome:butIblacksmithedandhadapony-trapofmyown,andwasMyLordDuckfoot.Mydadleftmethreehundredpoundswhenhedied.SoItookonwithBertha,andIwasgladshewascommon.Iwantedhertobecommon.Iwantedtobecommonmyself.Well,Imarriedher,andshewasn’tbad.Thoseother"pure"womenhadnearlytakenalltheballsoutofme,butshewasallrightthatway.Shewantedme,andmadenobonesaboutit.AndIwasaspleasedaspunch.ThatwaswhatIwanted:awomanwhowantedmetofuckher.SoIfuckedherlikeagoodun.AndIthinkshedespisedmeabit,forbeingsopleasedaboutit,andbringin’herherbreakfastinbedsometimes.Shesortofletthingsgo,didn’tgetmeaproperdinnerwhenIcamehomefromwork,andifIsaidanything,flewoutatme.AndIflewback,hammerandtongs.SheflungacupatmeandItookherbythescruffoftheneckandsqueezedthelifeoutofher.Thatsortofthing!Butshetreatedmewithinsolence.Andshegotso’sshe’dneverhavemewhenIwantedher:never.Alwaysputmeoff,brutalasyoulike.Andthenwhenshe’dputmerightoff,andIdidn’twanther,she’dcomealllovey-dovey,andgetme.AndIalwayswent.ButwhenIhadher,she’dnevercomeoffwhenIdid.Never!She’djustwait.IfIkeptbackforhalfanhour,she’dkeepbacklonger.