8. How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
AfterleavingtheWhimsies,GuphcontinuedonhisjourneyandpenetratedfarintotheNorthwest.HewantedtogettotheCountryoftheGrowleywogs,andinordertodothathemustcrosstheRippleLand,whichwasahardthingtodo.FortheRippleLandwasasuccessionofhillsandvalleys,allverysteepandrocky,andtheychangedplacesconstantlybyrippling.WhileGuphwasclimbingahillitsankdownunderhimandbecameavalley,andwhilehewasdescendingintoavalleyitroseupandcarriedhimtothetopofahill.Thiswasveryperplexingtothetraveler,andastrangermighthavethoughthecouldnevercrosstheRippleLandatall.ButGuphknewthatifhekeptsteadilyonhewouldgettotheendatlast;sohepaidnoattentiontothechanginghillsandvalleysandploddedalongascalmlyasifwalkinguponthelevelground.
TheresultofthiswisepersistencewasthattheGeneralfinallyreachedfirmersoiland,afterpenetratingadenseforest,cametotheDominionoftheGrowleywogs.
NosoonerhadhecrossedtheborderofthisdomainwhentwoguardsseizedhimandcarriedhimbeforetheGrandGallipootoftheGrowleywogs,whoscowleduponhimferociouslyandaskedhimwhyhedaredintrudeuponhisterritory.
"I’mtheLordHighGeneraloftheInvincibleArmyoftheNomes,andmynameisGuph,"wasthereply."Alltheworldtrembleswhenthatnameismentioned."
TheGrowleywogsgaveashoutofjeeringlaughteratthis,andoneofthemcaughttheNomeinhisstrongarmsandtossedhimhighintotheair.