Алиса в стране чудес

           ‘Well,I’lleatit,’saidAlice,‘andifitmakesmegrowlarger,Icanreachthekey; andifitmakesmegrowsmaller,Icancreepunderthedoor;soeitherwayI’llgetintothegarden,andIdon’tcarewhichhappens!’ 

           Sheatealittlebit,andsaidanxiouslytoherself,‘Whichway? Whichway?’, holdingherhandonthetopofherheadtofeelwhichwayitwasgrowing, andshewasquitesurprisedtofindthatsheremainedthesamesize: tobesure,thisgenerallyhappenswhenoneeatscake, butAlicehadgotsomuchintothewayofexpectingnothingbutout-of-the-waythingstohappen,thatitseemedquitedullandstupidforlifetogooninthecommonway. 

           Soshesettowork,andverysoonfinishedoffthecake.