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Chapter 6
"But,greatCaesar!man,"expostulatedmyfriend;"youdon’tmeantosayyouhavecoveredovercarvedoakwithbluewall-paper?"
"Yes,"wasthereply:"itwasexpensivework. Hadtomatch-boarditalloverfirst,ofcourse. Buttheroomlookscheerfulnow. Itwasawfulgloomybefore."
Ican’tsayIaltogetherblametheman(whichisdoubtlessagreatrelieftohismind). Fromhispointofview,whichwouldbethatoftheaveragehouseholder,desiringtotakelifeaslightlyaspossible,andnotthatoftheold-curiosity-shopmaniac,thereisreasononhisside. Carvedoakisverypleasanttolookat,andtohavealittleof,butitisnodoubtsomewhatdepressingtolivein,forthosewhosefancydoesnotliethatway. Itwouldbelikelivinginachurch.
No,whatwassadinhiscasewasthathe,whodidn’tcareforcarvedoak,shouldhavehisdrawing-roompanelledwithit,whilepeoplewhodocareforithavetopayenormouspricestogetit. Itseemstobetheruleofthisworld. Eachpersonhaswhathedoesn’twant,andotherpeoplehavewhathedoeswant.
Marriedmenhavewives,anddon’tseemtowantthem;andyoungsinglefellowscryoutthattheycan’tgetthem. Poorpeoplewhocanhardlykeepthemselveshaveeightheartychildren. Richoldcouples,withnoonetoleavetheirmoneyto,diechildless.
Thentherearegirlswithlovers. Thegirlsthathaveloversneverwantthem. Theysaytheywouldratherbewithoutthem,thattheybotherthem,andwhydon’ttheygoandmakelovetoMissSmithandMissBrown,whoareplainandelderly,andhaven’tgotanylovers? Theythemselvesdon’twantlovers. Theynevermeantomarry.