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Chapter 5
Wetoldhimthathewouldhavetogowithoutshavingthatmorning,asweweren’tgoingtounpackthatbagagainforhim,norforanyonelikehim.
Hesaid:
"Don’tbeabsurd. HowcanIgointotheCitylikethis?"
ItwascertainlyratherroughontheCity,butwhatcaredweforhumansuffering? AsHarrissaid,inhiscommon,vulgarway,theCitywouldhavetolumpit.
Wewentdownstairstobreakfast. Montmorencyhadinvitedtwootherdogstocomeandseehimoff,andtheywerewhilingawaythetimebyfightingonthedoorstep. Wecalmedthemwithanumbrella,andsatdowntochopsandcoldbeef.
Harrissaid:
"Thegreatthingistomakeagoodbreakfast,"andhestartedwithacoupleofchops,sayingthathewouldtakethesewhiletheywerehot,asthebeefcouldwait.
Georgegotholdofthepaper,andreadusouttheboatingfatalities,andtheweatherforecast,whichlatterprophesied"rain,cold,wettofine" (whatevermorethanusuallyghastlythinginweatherthatmaybe), "occasionallocalthunder-storms,eastwind,withgeneraldepressionovertheMidlandCounties(LondonandChannel).Bar.falling."
Idothinkthat,ofallthesilly,irritatingtomfoolishnessbywhichweareplagued,this"weather-forecast"fraudisaboutthemostaggravating. It"forecasts"preciselywhathappenedyesterdayorthedaybefore,andpreciselytheoppositeofwhatisgoingtohappentoday.