Троє в човні крім собаки
Chapter 3
Anddon’tyougo,Maria,becauseIshallwantsomebodytoholdmethelight; andwhenthegirlcomesback,shemustgooutagainforabitofpicture-cord;andTom! —where’sTom? —Tom,youcomehere;Ishallwantyoutohandmeupthepicture."
Andthenhewouldliftupthepicture,anddropit,anditwouldcomeoutoftheframe,andhewouldtrytosavetheglass,andcuthimself;andthenhewouldspringroundtheroom,lookingforhishandkerchief. Hecouldnotfindhishandkerchief,becauseitwasinthepocketofthecoathehadtakenoff,andhedidnotknowwherehehadputthecoat,andallthehousehadtoleaveofflookingforhistools,andstartlookingforhiscoat;whilehewoulddanceroundandhinderthem.
"Doesn’tanybodyinthewholehouseknowwheremycoatis? Inevercameacrosssuchasetinallmylife—uponmywordIdidn’t. Sixofyou!—andyoucan’tfindacoatthatIputdownnotfiveminutesago! Well,ofallthe—"
Thenhe’dgetup,andfindthathehadbeensittingonit,andwouldcallout:
"Oh,youcangiveitup! I’vefounditmyselfnow. Mightjustaswellaskthecattofindanythingasexpectyoupeopletofindit."
And,whenhalfanhourhadbeenspentintyinguphisfinger,andanewglasshadbeengot,andthetools,andtheladder,andthechair,andthecandlehadbeenbrought,hewouldhaveanothergo,thewholefamily,includingthegirlandthecharwoman,standingroundinasemi-circle,readytohelp. Twopeoplewouldhavetoholdthechair,andathirdwouldhelphimuponit,andholdhimthere,andafourthwouldhandhimanail,andafifthwouldpasshimupthehammer,andhewouldtakeholdofthenail,anddropit.