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           SoIjustwentroundthebackoftheyardtopumpshipandbegob(hundredshillingstofive)whileIwaslettingoffmy(Throwawaytwentyto)lettingoffmyloadgobsaysItomyselfIknewhewasuneasyinhis(twopintsoffofJoeandoneinSlattery’soff)inhismindtogetoffthemarkto(hundredshillingsisfivequid)andwhentheywereinthe(darkhorse)pisserBurkewastellingmecardpartyandlettingonthechildwassick(gob,musthavedoneaboutagallon)flabbyarseofawifespeakingdownthetubeshe’sbetterorshe’s(ow!)allaplansohecouldvamoosewiththepoolifhewonor(Jesus,fullupIwas)tradingwithoutalicence(ow!)Irelandmynationsayshe(hoik!phthook!)neverbeuptothosebloody(there’sthelastofit)Jerusalem(ah!)cuckoos.

           SoanyhowwhenIgotbacktheywereatitdingdong,JohnWysesayingitwasBloomgavetheideasforSinnFeintoGriffithtoputinhispaperallkindsofjerrymandering,packedjuriesandswindlingthetaxesoffofthegovernmentandappointingconsulsallovertheworldtowalkaboutsellingIrishindustries.RobbingPetertopayPaul.Gob,thatputsthebloodykyboshonitifoldsloppyeyesismuckinguptheshow.Giveusabloodychance.GodsaveIrelandfromthelikesofthatbloodymouseabout.MrBloomwithhisargolbargol.Andhisoldfellowbeforehimperpetratingfrauds,oldMethusalemBloom,therobbingbagman,thatpoisonedhimselfwiththeprussicacidafterheswampingthecountrywithhisbaublesandhispennydiamonds.Loansbypostoneasyterms.Anyamountofmoneyadvancedonnoteofhand.Distancenoobject.Nosecurity.