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Humpty Dumpty
‘Thequestionis,’saidAlice,‘whetheryoucanmakewordsmeansomanydifferentthings.’
‘Thequestionis,’saidHumptyDumpty,‘whichistobemaster—that’sall.’
Alicewastoomuchpuzzledtosayanything,soafteraminuteHumptyDumptybeganagain.‘They’veatemper,someofthem—particularlyverbs,they’retheproudest—adjectivesyoucandoanythingwith,butnotverbs—however,Icanmanagethewholelotofthem!Impenetrability!That’swhatIsay!’
‘Wouldyoutellme,please,’saidAlice‘whatthatmeans?’
‘Nowyoutalklikeareasonablechild,’saidHumptyDumpty,lookingverymuchpleased.‘Imeantby"impenetrability"thatwe’vehadenoughofthatsubject,anditwouldbejustaswellifyou’dmentionwhatyoumeantodonext,asIsupposeyoudon’tmeantostopherealltherestofyourlife.’
‘That’sagreatdealtomakeonewordmean,’Alicesaidinathoughtfultone.
‘WhenImakeaworddoalotofworklikethat,’saidHumptyDumpty,‘Ialwayspayitextra.’
‘Oh!’saidAlice.Shewastoomuchpuzzledtomakeanyotherremark.
‘Ah,youshouldsee’emcomeroundmeofaSaturdaynight,’HumptyDumptywenton,wagginghisheadgravelyfromsidetoside:‘fortogettheirwages,youknow.’
(Alicedidn’tventuretoaskwhathepaidthemwith;andsoyouseeIcan’ttellyou.)
‘Youseemverycleveratexplainingwords,Sir,’saidAlice.