Аліса в Країні чудес
A Mad Tea-Party
"Youshouldlearnnottomakepersonalremarks,"Alicesaidwithsomeseverity:"it’sveryrude."
TheHatteropenedhiseyesverywideonhearingthis; butallhesaidwas"Whyisaravenlikeawriting-desk?"
"Come,weshallhavesomefunnow! "thoughtAlice. "I’mgladthey’vebegunaskingriddles—IbelieveIcanguessthat,"sheaddedaloud.
"Doyoumeanthatyouthinkyoucanfindouttheanswertoit? "saidtheMarchHare.
"Exactlyso,"saidAlice.
"Thenyoushouldsaywhatyoumean,"theMarchHarewenton.
"Ido,"Alicehastilyreplied; "atleast—atleastImeanwhatIsay—that’sthesamething,youknow."
"Notthesamethingabit! "saidtheHatter. "Youmightjustaswellsaythat‘IseewhatIeat’isthesamethingas‘IeatwhatIsee‘!"
"Youmightjustaswellsay,"addedtheMarchHare,"that‘IlikewhatIget’isthesamethingas‘IgetwhatIlike’!"
"Youmightjustaswellsay,"addedtheDormouse,whoseemedtobetalkinginitssleep,"that‘IbreathewhenIsleep’isthesamethingas‘IsleepwhenIbreathe’!"
"Itisthesamethingwithyou,"saidtheHatter,andheretheconversationdropped, andthepartysatsilentforaminute,whileAlicethoughtoverallshecouldrememberaboutravensandwriting-desks,whichwasn’tmuch.