Аліса в Країні чудес

           "HowdoyouknowI’mmad? "saidAlice. 

           "Youmustbe,"saidtheCat,"oryouwouldn’thavecomehere." 

           Alicedidn’tthinkthatproveditatall:however,shewenton: 

           "Andhowdoyouknowthatyou’remad?" 

           "Tobeginwith,"saidtheCat,"adog’snotmad. Yougrantthat?" 

           "Isupposeso,"saidAlice. 

           "Well,then,"theCatwenton,"yousee,adoggrowlswhenit’sangry,andwagsitstailwhenit’spleased. NowIgrowlwhenI’mpleased,andwagmytailwhenI’mangry. ThereforeI’mmad." 

           "Icallitpurring,notgrowling,"saidAlice. 

           "Callitwhatyoulike,"saidtheCat. "DoyouplaycroquetwiththeQueento-day?" 

           "Ishouldlikeitverymuch,"saidAlice,"butIhaven’tbeeninvitedyet." 

           "You’llseemethere,"saidtheCat,andvanished. 

           Alicewasnotmuchsurprisedatthis,shewasgettingsousedtoqueerthingshappening. Whileshewaslookingattheplacewhereithadbeen,itsuddenlyappearedagain. 

           "By-the-bye,whatbecameofthebaby?"saidtheCat."I’dnearlyforgottentoask."