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JohnDeGraffenreidAtwoodateofthelotus,root,stem,andflower.Thetropicsgobbledhimup.Heplungedenthusiasticallyintohiswork,whichwastotrytoforgetRosine.
Now,theywhodineonthelotusrarelyconsumeitplain.Thereisasauceaudiablethatgoeswithit;andthedistillersarethechefswhoprepareit.AndonJohnny’smenucarditread"brandy."Withabottlebetweenthem,heandBillyKeoghwouldsitontheporchofthelittleconsulateatnightandroaroutgreat,indecoroussongs,untilthenatives,slippinghastilypast,wouldshrugashoulderandmutterthingstothemselvesaboutthe"Americanosdiablos."
OnedayJohnny’smozobroughtthemailanddumpeditonthetable.Johnnyleanedfromhishammock,andfingeredthefourorfivelettersdejectedly.Keoghwassittingontheedgeofthetablechoppinglazilywithapaperknifeatthelegsofacentipedethatwascrawlingamongthestationery.Johnnywasinthatphaseoflotus-eatingwhenalltheworldtastesbitterinone’smouth.
"Sameoldthing!"hecomplained."Foolpeoplewritingforinformationaboutthecountry.Theywanttoknowallaboutraisingfruit,andhowtomakeafortunewithoutwork.Halfof’emdon’tevensendstampsforareply.Theythinkaconsulhasn’tanythingtodobutwriteletters.Slitthoseenvelopesforme,oldman,andseewhattheywant.I’mfeelingtoorockytomove."