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           SimonFletcher’sgarret!”gaspedAnne,tooamazedeventolaugh.“DavyKeith,whateverputsuchanextraordinaryideaintoyourhead?”

           “MiltyBoultersaysthat’swhereitis.ItwaslastSundayinSundaySchool.ThelessonwasaboutElijahandElisha,andIupandaskedMissRogersonwhereheavenwas.MissRogersonlookedawfuloffended.Shewascrossanyhow,becausewhenshe’daskeduswhatElijahleftElishawhenhewenttoheavenMiltyBoultersaid,‘Hisoldclo’es,’andusfellowsalllaughedbeforewethought.Iwishyoucouldthinkfirstanddothingsafterwards,‘causethenyouwouldn’tdothem.ButMiltydidn’tmeantobedisrespeckful.Hejustcouldn’tthinkofthenameofthething.MissRogersonsaidheavenwaswhereGodwasandIwasn’ttoaskquestionslikethat.Miltynudgedmeandsaidinawhisper,‘Heaven’sinUncleSimon’sgarretandI’llesplainaboutitontheroadhome.’Sowhenwewascominghomeheesplained.Milty’sagreathandatesplainingthings.Evenifhedon’tknowanythingaboutathinghe’llmakeupalotofstuffandsoyougetitesplainedallthesame.HismotherisMrs.Simon’ssisterandhewentwithhertothefuneralwhenhiscousin,JaneEllen,died.Theministersaidshe’dgonetoheaven,thoughMiltysaysshewaslyingrightbeforetheminthecoffin.Buthes’posedtheycarriedthecoffintothegarretafterwards.Well,whenMiltyandhismotherwentupstairsafteritwasallovertogetherbonnetheaskedherwhereheavenwasthatJaneEllenhadgoneto,andshepointedrighttotheceilingandsaid,‘Upthere.