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           )Whoprofanedoursilentshade?

           THENYMPH:(Coyly,throughpartingfingers.)There?Intheopenair?

           THEYEWS:(Sweepingdownward.)Sister,yes.Andonourvirginsward.

           THEWATERFALL:

           PoulaphoucaPoulaphouca

           PhoucaphoucaPhoucaphouca.

           THENYMPH:(Withwidefingers.)O,infamy!

           BLOOM:Iwasprecocious.Youth.Thefauna.Isacrificedtothegodoftheforest.Theflowersthatbloominthespring.Itwaspairingtime.Capillaryattractionisanaturalphenomenon.LottyClarke,flaxenhaired,Isawathernighttoilettethroughillclosedcurtainswithpoorpapa’soperaglasses:Thewantonategrasswildly.SherolleddownhillatRialtobridgetotemptmewithherflowofanimalspirits.SheclimbedtheircrookedtreeandI...Asaintcouldn’tresistit.Thedemonpossessedme.Besides,whosaw?

           (StaggeringBob,awhitepolledcalf,thrustsaruminatingheadwithhumidnostrilsthroughthefoliage.)

           STAGGERINGBOB:(Largeteardropsrollingfromhisprominenteyes,snivels.)Me.Mesee.

           BLOOM:SimplysatisfyinganeedI...(Withpathos.)NogirlwouldwhenIwentgirling.Toougly.Theywouldn’tplay...

           (HighonBenHowththroughrhododendronsanannygoatpasses,plumpuddered,buttytailed,droppingcurrants.)

           THENANNYGOAT:(Bleats.)Megeggaggegg!Nannannanny!

           BLOOM:(Hatless,flushed,coveredwithburrsofthistledownandgorsespine.)Regularlyengaged.Circumstancesaltercases.(Hegazesintentlydownwardsonthewater.)Thirtytwoheadoverheelspersecond.Pressnightmare.GiddyElijah.Fallfromcliff.Sadendofgovernmentprinter’sclerk.