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           AfiendishlibertinefromhisearliestyearsthisstinkinggoatofMendesgaveprecocioussignsofinfantiledebauchery,recallingthecitiesoftheplain,withadissolutegranddam.Thisvilehypocrite,bronzedwithinfamy,isthewhitebullmentionedintheApocalypse.AworshipperoftheScarletWoman,intrigueistheverybreathofhisnostrils.Thestakefaggotsandthecaldronofboilingoilareforhim.Caliban!

           THEMOB:Lynchhim!Roasthim!He’sasbadasParnellwas.MrFox!

           (MotherGroganthrowsherbootatBloom.SeveralshopkeepersfromupperandlowerDorsetstreetthrowobjectsoflittleornocommercialvalue,hambones,condensedmilktins,unsaleablecabbage,stalebread,sheep’stails,oddpiecesoffat.)

           BLOOM:(Excitedly.)Thisismidsummermadness,someghastlyjokeagain.Byheaven,Iamguiltlessastheunsunnedsnow!ItwasmybrotherHenry.Heismydouble.Helivesinnumber2Dolphin’sBarn.Slander,theviper,haswrongfullyaccusedme.Fellowcountrymen,sgenlinnbanbatacoisdegancapall.Icallonmyoldfriend,DrMalachiMulligan,sexspecialist,togivemedicaltestimonyonmybehalf.

           DRMULLIGAN:(Inmotorjerkin,greenmotorgogglesonhisbrow.)DrBloomisbisexuallyabnormal.HehasrecentlyescapedfromDrEustace’sprivateasylumfordementedgentlemen.Bornoutofbedlockhereditaryepilepsyispresent,theconsequenceofunbridledlust.Tracesofelephantiasishavebeendiscoveredamonghisascendants.Therearemarkedsymptomsofchronicexhibitionism.Ambidexterityisalsolatent.