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Pig and Pepper
"CheshirePuss,"shebegan,rathertimidly,asshedidnotatallknowwhetheritwouldlikethename: however,itonlygrinnedalittlewider. "Come,it’spleasedsofar,"thoughtAlice,andshewenton. "Wouldyoutellme,please,whichwayIoughttogofromhere?"
"Thatdependsagooddealonwhereyouwanttogetto,"saidtheCat.
"Idon’tmuchcarewhere——"saidAlice.
"Thenitdoesn’tmatterwhichwayyougo,"saidtheCat.
"—solongasIgetsomewhere,"Aliceaddedasanexplanation.
"Oh,you’resuretodothat,"saidtheCat,"ifyouonlywalklongenough."
Alicefeltthatthiscouldnotbedenied,soshetriedanotherquestion. "Whatsortofpeopleliveabouthere?"
"Inthatdirection,"theCatsaid,wavingitsrightpawround,"livesaHatter: andinthatdirection,"wavingtheotherpaw,"livesaMarchHare. Visiteitheryoulike: they’rebothmad."
"ButIdon’twanttogoamongmadpeople,"Aliceremarked.
"Oh,youcan’thelpthat,"saidtheCat: "we’reallmadhere.
I’mmad. You’remad."