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Chapter 1
Hesaidweshouldhavefreshair,exerciseandquiet;theconstantchangeofscenewouldoccupyourminds(includingwhattherewasofHarris’s);andthehardworkwouldgiveusagoodappetite,andmakeussleepwell.
Harrissaidhedidn’tthinkGeorgeoughttodoanythingthatwouldhaveatendencytomakehimsleepierthanhealwayswas,asitmightbedangerous.
Hesaidhedidn’tverywellunderstandhowGeorgewasgoingtosleepanymorethanhedidnow,seeingthattherewereonlytwenty-fourhoursineachday,summerandwinteralike;butthoughtthatifhedidsleepanymore,hemightjustaswellbedead,andsosavehisboardandlodging.
Harrissaid,however,thattheriverwouldsuithimtoa"T." Idon’tknowwhata"T"is(exceptasixpennyone,whichincludesbread-and-butterandcakeadlib.,andischeapattheprice,ifyouhaven’thadanydinner). Itseemstosuiteverybody,however,whichisgreatlytoitscredit.
Itsuitedmetoa"T"too,andHarrisandIbothsaiditwasagoodideaofGeorge’s; andwesaiditinatonethatseemedtosomehowimplythatweweresurprisedthatGeorgeshouldhavecomeoutsosensible.
TheonlyonewhowasnotstruckwiththesuggestionwasMontmorency. Heneverdidcarefortheriver,didMontmorency.
"It’sallverywellforyoufellows,"hesays;"youlikeit,butIdon’t. There’snothingformetodo. Sceneryisnotinmyline,andIdon’tsmoke. IfIseearat,youwon’tstop;andifIgotosleep,yougetfoolingaboutwiththeboat,andslopmeoverboard. Ifyouaskme,Icallthewholethingballyfoolishness."
Wewerethreetoone,however,andthemotionwascarried.