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Chapter 2
James,theformerbyhis1dbazaarat42George’sstreet,south,thelatterathis61/2dshopandworld’sfancyfairandwaxworkexhibitionat30Henrystreet,admission2d,children1d:andtheinfinitepossibilitieshithertounexploitedofthemodernartofadvertisementifcondensedintriliteralmonoidealsymbols,verticallyofmaximumvisibility(divined),horizontallyofmaximumlegibility(deciphered)andofmagnetisingefficacytoarrestinvoluntaryattention,tointerest,toconvince,todecide.
Suchas?
K.11.Kino’s11/—Trousers.
HouseofKeys.AlexanderJ.Keyes.
Suchasnot?
Lookatthislongcandle.Calculatewhenitburnsoutandyoureceivegratis1pairofourspecialnon-compoboots,guaranteed1candlepower.Address:BarclayandCook,18Talbotstreet.
Bacilikil(InsectPowder).
Veribest(BootBlacking).
Uwantit(Combinedpockettwobladepenknifewithcorkscrew,nailfileandpipecleaner).
Suchasnever?
WhatishomewithoutPlumtree’sPottedMeat?
Incomplete.
Withitanabodeofbliss.
ManufacturedbyGeorgePlumtree,23Merchants’quay,Dublin,putupin4ozpots,andinsertedbyCouncillorJosephP.Nannetti,M.P.,RotundaWard,19Hardwickestreet,undertheobituarynoticesandanniversariesofdeceases.ThenameonthelabelisPlumtree.Aplumtreeinameatpot,registeredtrademark.Bewareofimitations.Peatmot.Trumplee.Moutpat.Plamtroo.