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           FatherMalachiO’Flynninalacepetticoatandreversedchasuble,histwoleftfeetbacktothefront,celebratescampmass.TheReverendMrHughCHainesLoveM.A.inaplaincassockandmortarboard,hisheadandcollarbacktothefront,holdsoverthecelebrant’sheadanopenumbrella.)

           FATHERMALACHIO’FLYNN:Introiboadaltarediaboli.

           THEREVERENDMRHAINESLOVE:Tothedevilwhichhathmadegladmyyoungdays.

           FATHERMALACHIO’FLYNN:(Takesfromthechaliceandelevatesablooddrippinghost.)Corpusmeum.

           THEREVERENDMRHAINESLOVE:(Raiseshighbehindthecelebrant’spetticoat,revealinghisgreybarehairybuttocksbetweenwhichacarrotisstuck.)Mybody.

           THEVOICEOFALLTHEDAMNED:HtengierTnetopinmoDogDrolehtrof,Aiulella!

           (FromonhighthevoiceofAdonaicalls.)

           ADONAI:Dooooooooooog!

           THEVOICEOFALLTHEBLESSED:Alleluia,fortheLordGodOmnipotentreigneth!

           (FromonhighthevoiceofAdonaicalls.)

           ADONAI:Goooooooooood!

           (InstridentdiscordpeasantsandtownsmenofOrangeandGreenfactionssingKickthePopeandDaily,dailysingtoMary.)

           PRIVATECARR:(Withferociousarticulation.)I’lldohimin,sohelpmefuckingChrist!I’llwringthebastardfucker’sbleedingblastedfuckingwindpipe!

           (Theretriever,nosingonthefringeofthecrowd,barksnoisily.)

           OLDGUMMYGRANNY:(ThrustsadaggertowardsStephen’shand.)Removehim,acushla.At8.35a.m.youwillbeinheavenandIrelandwillbefree.(Sheprays.)OgoodGod,takehim!

           BLOOM:(RunstoLynch.)Can’tyougethimaway?

           LYNCH:Helikesdialectic,theuniversallanguage.Kitty!(ToBloom.)Gethimaway,you.