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           Andatthesameinstantperhapsapriestroundthecorneriselevatingit.Dringdring!Andtwostreetsoffanotherlockingitintoapyx.Dringadring!Andinaladychapelanothertakinghouselalltohisowncheek.Dringdring!Down,up,forward,back.DanOccamthoughtofthat,invincibledoctor.AmistyEnglishmorningtheimphypostasistickledhisbrain.Bringinghishostdownandkneelingheheardtwinewithhissecondbellthefirstbellinthetransept(heisliftinghis)and,rising,heard(nowIamlifting)theirtwobells(heiskneeling)twangindiphthong.

           CousinStephen,youwillneverbeasaint.Isleofsaints.Youwereawfullyholy,weren’tyou?YouprayedtotheBlessedVirginthatyoumightnothavearednose.YouprayedtothedevilinSerpentineavenuethatthefubsywidowinfrontmightliftherclothesstillmorefromthewetstreet.Osi,certo!Sellyoursoulforthat,do,dyedragspinnedroundasquaw.