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Chapter 9
TheadulteressandherparamourbroughttheSaxonrobbershere.
—Decreenisi,saysJ.J.
AndBloomlettingontobeawfullydeeplyinterestedinnothing,aspider’swebinthecornerbehindthebarrel,andthecitizenscowlingafterhimandtheolddogathisfeetlookinguptoknowwhotobiteandwhen.
—Adishonouredwife,saysthecitizen,that’swhat’sthecauseofallourmisfortunes.
—Andheresheis,saysAlf,thatwasgigglingoverthePoliceGazettewithTerryonthecounter,inallherwarpaint.
—Giveusasquintather,saysI.
AndwhatwasitonlyoneofthesmuttyyankeepicturesTerryborrowsoffofCornyKelleher.Secretsforenlargingyourprivateparts.Misconductofsocietybelle.NormanW.Tupper,wealthyChicagocontractor,findsprettybutfaithlesswifeinlapofofficerTaylor.Belleinherbloomersmisconductingherself,andherfancymanfeelingforherticklesandNormanW.TupperbouncinginwithhispeashooterjustintimetobelateaftershedoingthetrickoftheloopwithofficerTaylor.
—Ojakers,Jenny,saysJoe,howshortyourshirtis!
—There’shair,Joe,saysI.Getaqueeroldtailendofcornedbeefoffofthatone,what?
SoanyhowincameJohnWyseNolanandLenehanwithhimwithafaceonhimaslongasalatebreakfast.