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           UpthequaywentLionelleopold,naughtyHenrywithletterforMady,withsweetsofsinwithfrilliesforRaoulwithmethimpikehoseswentPoldyon.

           Tapblindwalkedtappingbythetapthecurbstonetapping,tapbytap.

           Cowley,hestunshimselfwithit:kindofdrunkenness.Bettergivewayonlyhalfwaythewayofamanwithamaid.Instanceenthusiasts.Allears.Notloseademisemiquaver.Eyesshut.Headnoddingintime.Dotty.Youdaren’tbudge.Thinkingstrictlyprohibited.Alwaystalkingshop.Fiddlefaddleaboutnotes.

           Allakindofattempttotalk.Unpleasantwhenitstopsbecauseyouneverknowexac.OrganinGardinerstreet.OldGlynnfiftyquidayear.Queerupthereinthecockloft,alone,withstopsandlocksandkeys.Seatedalldayattheorgan.Maunderonforhours,talkingtohimselfortheotherfellowblowingthebellows.Growlangry,thenshriekcursing(wanttohavewaddingorsomethinginhisnodon’tshecried),thenallofasoftsuddenweelittleweelittlepipywind.

           Pwee!Aweelittlewindpipedeeee.InBloom’slittlewee.

           —Washe?MrDedalussaid,returningwithfetchedpipe.IwaswithhimthismorningatpoorlittlePaddyDignam’s...

           —Ay,theLordhavemercyonhim.

           —Bythebyethere’satuningforkinthereonthe...

           Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.

           —Thewifehasafinevoice.Orhad.What?Lidwellasked.

           —O,thatmustbethetuner,LydiasaidtoSimonlionelfirstIsaw,forgotitwhenhewashere.

           BlindhewasshetoldGeorgeLidwellsecondIsaw.Andplayedsoexquisitely,treattohear.Exquisitecontrast:bronzelid,minagold.

           —Shout!BenDollardshouted,pouring.