Улісс
Chapter 5
I’lltakeaglassofburgundyand...letmesee.
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—Haveyouacheesesandwich?
—Yes,sir.
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—Wifewell?
—Quitewell,thanks...Acheesesandwich,then.Gorgonzola,haveyou?
—Yes,sir.
NoseyFlynnsippedhisgrog.
