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16. How Dorothy Visited Utensia
"Hereareprisoners."
Hearingthis,KingKleaversatupandlookedatDorothysharply.
"Gristleandfat!"hecried."Wheredidthisgirlcomefrom?"
"Ifoundherintheforestandbroughtherhereaprisoner,"repliedtheCaptain.
"Whydidyoudothat?"inquiredtheKing,puffinghispipelazily.
"Tocreatesomeexcitement,"theCaptainanswered."Itissoquietherethatweareallgettingrustyforwantofamusement.Formypart,Iprefertoseestirringtimes."
"Naturally,"returnedthecleaver,withanod."Ihavealwayssaid,Captain,withoutabitofirony,thatyouareasterlingofficerandasolidcitizen,bowledandpolishedtoadegree.Butwhatdoyouexpectmetodowiththeseprisoners?"
"Thatisforyoutodecide,"declaredtheCaptain."YouaretheKing."
"Tobesure;tobesure,"mutteredthecleaver,musingly."Asyousay,wehavehaddulltimessincethesteelandgrindstoneelopedandleftus.CommandmyCounselorsandtheRoyalCourtierstoattendme,aswellastheHighPriestandtheJudge.We’llthendecidewhatcanbedone."
TheCaptainsalutedandretiredandDorothysatdownonanoverturnedkettleandasked:
"Haveyouanythingtoeatinyourkingdom?"
"Here!Getup!Getofffromme!"criedafaintvoice,atwhichhisMajestythecleaversaid:
"Excuseme,butyou’resittingonmyfriendtheTen-quartKettle."
Dorothyatoncearose,andthekettleturnedrightsideupandlookedatherreproachfully.
"I’mafriendoftheKing,sonoonedaressitonme,"saidhe.
"I’dpreferachair,anyway,"shereplied.
"Sitonthathearth,"commandedtheKing.