Tales of Terror and Mystery
The Leather Funnel
Oh,whatablessedrelieftofeelthatIwasbackinthenineteenthcentury—backoutofthatmediaevalvaultintoaworldwheremenhadhumanheartswithintheirbosoms.Isatuponmycouch,tremblingineverylimb,myminddividedbetweenthankfulnessandhorror.Tothinkthatsuchthingswereeverdone—thattheycouldbedonewithoutGodstrikingthevillainsdead.Wasitallafantasy,ordiditreallystandforsomethingwhichhadhappenedintheblack,crueldaysoftheworld’shistory?Isankmythrobbingheaduponmyshakinghands.Andthen,suddenly,myheartseemedtostandstillinmybosom,andIcouldnotevenscream,sogreatwasmyterror.Somethingwasadvancingtowardmethroughthedarknessoftheroom.
Itisahorrorcominguponahorrorwhichbreaksaman’sspirit.Icouldnotreason,Icouldnotpray;Icouldonlysitlikeafrozenimage,andglareatthedarkfigurewhichwascomingdownthegreatroom.Andthenitmovedoutintothewhitelaneofmoonlight,andIbreathedoncemore.ItwasDacre,andhisfaceshowedthathewasasfrightenedasmyself.
"Wasthatyou?ForGod’ssakewhat’sthematter?"heaskedinahuskyvoice.
"Oh,Dacre,Iamgladtoseeyou!Ihavebeendownintohell.Itwasdreadful."
"Thenitwasyouwhoscreamed?"
"Idaresayitwas."
"Itrangthroughthehouse.Theservantsareallterrified."Hestruckamatchandlitthelamp."Ithinkwemaygetthefiretoburnupagain,"headded,throwingsomelogsupontheembers."GoodGod,mydearchap,howwhiteyouare!Youlookasifyouhadseenaghost."
"SoIhave—severalghosts.