Tales of Terror and Mystery
The Leather Funnel
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Itwasasingularbedroom,withitshighwallsofbrownvolumes,buttherecouldbenomoreagreeablefurnituretoabookwormlikemyself,andthereisnoscentsopleasanttomynostrilsasthatfaint,subtlereekwhichcomesfromanancientbook.IassuredhimthatIcoulddesirenomorecharmingchamber,andnomorecongenialsurroundings.
"Ifthefittingsareneitherconvenientnorconventional,theyareatleastcostly,"saidhe,lookingroundathisshelves."Ihaveexpendednearlyaquarterofamillionofmoneyupontheseobjectswhichsurroundyou.Books,weapons,gems,carvings,tapestries,images—thereishardlyathingherewhichhasnotitshistory,anditisgenerallyoneworthtelling."
Hewasseatedashespokeatonesideoftheopenfire-place,andIattheother.Hisreading-tablewasonhisright,andthestronglampaboveitringeditwithaveryvividcircleofgoldenlight.Ahalf-rolledpalimpsestlayinthecentre,andarounditweremanyquaintarticlesofbric-a-brac.Oneofthesewasalargefunnel,suchasisusedforfillingwinecasks.Itappearedtobemadeofblackwood,andtoberimmedwithdiscolouredbrass.
"Thatisacuriousthing,"Iremarked."Whatisthehistoryofthat?"
"Ah!"saidhe,"itistheveryquestionwhichIhavehadoccasiontoaskmyself.Iwouldgiveagooddealtoknow.Takeitinyourhandsandexamineit."
Ididso,andfoundthatwhatIhadimaginedtobewoodwasinrealityleather,thoughagehaddrieditintoanextremehardness.Itwasalargefunnel,andmightholdaquartwhenfull.