Улисс
Chapter 3
heusedtoamusemethethingshesaidwiththehalfslootheringsmileonhimandalltheDoylessaidhewasgoingtostandforamemberofParliamentOwasntIthebornfooltobelieveallhisblatherabouthomeruleandthelandleaguesendingmethatlongstroolofasongoutoftheHuguenotstosinginFrenchtobemoreclassyObeaupaysdelaTourainethatIneverevensangonceexplainingandrigmarolingaboutreligionandpersecutionhewontletyouenjoyanythingnaturallythenmightheasagreatfavourthevery1stopportunityhegotachanceinBrightonsquarerunningintomybedroompretendingtheinkgotonhishandstowashitoffwiththeAlbionmilkandsulphursoapIusedtouseandthegelatinestillrounditOIlaughedmyselfsickathimthatdayIbetternotmakeanalnightsittingonthisaffairtheyoughttomakechambersanaturalsizesothatawomancouldsitonitproperlyhekneelsdowntodoitIsupposethereisntinallcreationanothermanwiththehabitshehaslookatthewayhessleepingatthefootofthebedhowcanhewithoutahardbolsteritswellhedoesntkickorhemightknockoutallmyteethbreathingwithhishandonhisnoselikethatIndiangodhetookmetoshowonewetSundayinthemuseuminKildarestreetallyellowinapinaforelyingonhissideonhishandwithhistentoesstickingoutthathesaidwasabiggerreligionthanthejewsandOurLordsbothputtogetheralloverAsiaimitatinghimashesalwaysimitatingeverybodyIsupposeheusedtosleepatthefootofthebedtoowithhisbigsquarefeetupinhiswifesmouth