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Chapter 1
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AllmeantimewereloudlylamentingthefallingoffinIrishshipping,coastwiseandforeignaswell,whichwasallpartandparcelofthesamething.APalgraveMurphyboatwasputoffthewaysatAlexandrabasin,theonlylaunchthatyear.Rightenoughtheharbourswerethereonlynoshipsevercalled.
Therewerewrecksandwreckers,thekeepersaid,whowasevidentlyaufait.