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           BOYLAN:(Holdingupfourthickbluntungulatedfingers,winks.)BlazesKate!Uptosampleoryourmoneyback.(Heholdsoutaforefinger.)Smellthat.

           LENEHAN:(Smellsgleefully.)Ah!Lobsterandmayonnaise.Ah!

           ZOEANDFLORRY:(Laughtogether.)Hahahaha.

           BOYLAN:(Jumpssurelyfromthecarandcallsloudlyforalltohear.)Hello,Bloom!MrsBloomdressedyet?

           BLOOM:(Influnkey’spruneplushcoatandkneebreeches,buffstockingsandpowderedwig.)I’mafraidnot,sir.Thelastarticles...

           BOYLAN:(Tosseshimsixpence.)Here,tobuyyourselfaginandsplash.(HehangshishatsmartlyonapegofBloom’santleredhead.)Showmein.Ihavealittleprivatebusinesswithyourwife,youunderstand?

           BLOOM:Thankyou,sir.Yes,sir.MadamTweedyisinherbath,sir.

           MARION:Heoughttofeelhimselfhighlyhonoured.(Sheplopssplashingoutofthewater.)Raouldarling,comeanddryme.I’minmypelt.Onlymynewhatandacarriagesponge.

           BOYLAN:(Amerrytwinkleinhiseye.)Topping!

           BELLA:What?Whatisit?

           (Zoewhisperstoher.)

           MARION:Lethimlook,thepishogue!Pimp!Andscourgehimself!I’llwritetoapowerfulprostituteorBartholomona,thebeardedwoman,toraisewealsoutonhimaninchthickandmakehimbringmebackasignedandstampedreceipt.

           BOYLAN:(Claspshimself.)Here,Ican’tholdthislittlelotmuchlonger.(Hestridesoffonstiffcavalrylegs.)

           BELLA:(Laughing.)Hohohoho.

           BOYLAN:(ToBloom,overhisshoulder.)YoucanapplyyoureyetothekeyholeandplaywithyourselfwhileIjustgothroughherafewtimes.

           BLOOM:Thankyou,sir.Iwill,sir.