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           )Say!Whatwasthemostrevoltingpieceofobscenityinallyourcareerofcrime?Gothewholehog.Pukeitout!Becandidforonce.

           (Muteinhumanfacesthrongforward,leering,vanishing,gibbering,Booloohoom.PoldyKock,Bootlacesapenny,Cassidy’shag,blindstripling,LarryRhinoceros,thegirl,thewoman,thewhore,theother,the...)

           BLOOM:Don’taskme!Ourmutualfaith.Pleasantsstreet.Ionlythoughtthehalfofthe...Iswearonmysacredoath...

           BELLO:(Peremptorily.)Answer.Repugnantwretch!Iinsistonknowing.Tellmesomethingtoamuseme,smutorabloodygoodghoststoryoralineofpoetry,quick,quick,quick!Where?How?Whattime?Withhowmany?Igiveyoujustthreeseconds.One!Two!Thr...

           BLOOM:(Docile,gurgles.)Irererepugnosedinrerererepugnant...

           BELLO:(Imperiously.)O,getout,youskunk!Holdyourtongue!Speakwhenyou’respokento.

           BLOOM:(Bows.)Master!Mistress!Mantamer!

           (Heliftshisarms.Hisbanglebraceletsfall.)

           BELLO:(Satirically.)Bydayyouwillsouseandbatoursmellingunderclothesalsowhenweladiesareunwell,andswaboutourlatrineswithdresspinnedupandadishclouttiedtoyourtail.Won’tthatbenice?(Heplacesarubyringonherfinger.)Andtherenow!WiththisringItheeown.Say,thankyou,mistress.

           BLOOM:Thankyou,mistress.

           BELLO:Youwillmakethebeds,getmytubready,emptythepisspotsinthedifferentrooms,includingoldMrsKeogh’sthecook’s,asandyone.Ay,andrinsethesevenofthemwell,mind,orlapituplikechampagne.Drinkmepipinghot.