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           )Ionlywanttocorrectyouforyourowngoodonasoftsafespot.How’sthattenderbehind?O,eversogently,pet.Begintogetready.

           BLOOM:(Fainting.)Don’ttearmy...

           BELLO:(Savagely.)Thenosering,thepliers,thebastinado,thehanginghook,theknoutI’llmakeyoukisswhiletheflutesplayliketheNubianslaveofold.You’reinforitthistime!I’llmakeyouremembermeforthebalanceofyournaturallife.(Hisforeheadveinsswollen,hisfacecongested.)IshallsitonyourottomansaddlebackeverymorningaftermythumpinggoodbreakfastofMatterson’sfathamrashersandabottleofGuinness’sporter.(Hebelches.)AndsuckmythumpinggoodStockExchangecigarwhileIreadtheLicensedVictualler’sGazette.VerypossiblyIshallhaveyouslaughteredandskeweredinmystablesandenjoyasliceofyouwithcrispcracklingfromthebakingtinbastedandbakedlikesuckingpigwithriceandlemonorcurrantsauce.Itwillhurtyou.(Hetwistsherarm.Bloomsqueals,turningturtle.)

           BLOOM:Don’tbecruel,nurse!Don’t!

           BELLO:(Twisting.)Another!

           BLOOM:(Screams.)O,it’shellitself!Everynerveinmybodyacheslikemad!

           BELLO:(Shouts.)Good,bytherumpingjumpinggeneral!That’sthebestbitofnewsIheardthesesixweeks.Here,don’tkeepmewaiting,damnyou!(Heslapsherface.)

           BLOOM:(Whimpers.)You’reafterhittingme.I’lltell...

           BELLO:Holdhimdown,girls,tillIsquatonhim.

           ZOE:Yes.Walkonhim!Iwill.

           FLORRY:Iwill.Don’tbegreedy.

           KITTY:No,me.Lendhimtome.