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           Obviouslymammalinweightofbosomyouremarkthatshehasinfrontwelltotheforetwoprotuberancesofveryrespectabledimensions,inclinedtofallinthenoondaysoupplate,whileonherrerelowerdownaretwoadditionalprotuberances,suggestiveofpotentrectumandtumescentforpalpation,whichleavenothingtobedesiredsavecompactness.Suchfleshypartsaretheproductofcarefulnurture.Whencoopfattenedtheirliversreachanelephantinesize.Pelletsofnewbreadwithfennygreekandgumbenjaminswampeddownbypotionsofgreenteaendowthemduringtheirbriefexistencewithnaturalpincushionsofquitecolossalblubber.Thatsuitsyourbook,eh?FleshhotpotsofEgypttohankerafter.Wallowinit.Lycopodium.(Histhroattwitches.)Slapbang!Therehegoesagain.

           BLOOM:ThestyeIdislike.

           VIRAG:(Archeshiseyebrows.)Contactwithagoldring,theysay.Argumentumadfeminam,aswesaidinoldRomeandancientGreeceintheconsulshipofDiplodocusandIchthyosauros.FortherestEve’ssovereignremedy.Notforsale.Hireonly.Huguenot.(Hetwitches.)Itisafunnysound.(Hecoughsencouragingly.)Butpossiblyitisonlyawart.IpresumeyoushallhaverememberedwhatIwillhavetaughtyouonthathead?Wheatenmealwithhoneyandnutmeg.

           BLOOM:(Reflecting.)Wheatenmealwithlycopodiumandsyllabax.Thissearchingordeal.Ithasbeenanunusuallyfatiguingday,achapterofaccidents.Wait.Imean,wartsbloodspreadswarts,yousaid...

           VIRAG:(Severely,hisnosehardhumped,hissideeyewinking.)Stoptwirlingyourthumbsandhaveagoodoldthunk.See,youhaveforgotten.Exerciseyourmnemotechnic.