Улисс
Chapter 12
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ALEXANDERKEYES:Whenwillwehaveourownhouseofkeys?
BLOOM:Istandforthereformofmunicipalmoralsandtheplaintencommandments.Newworldsforold.Unionofall,jew,moslemandgentile.Threeacresandacowforallchildrenofnature.Saloonmotorhearses.Compulsorymanuallabourforall.Allparksopentothepublicdayandnight.Electricdishscrubbers.Tuberculosis,lunacy,warandmendicancymustnowcease.Generalamnesty,weeklycarnivalwithmaskedlicence,bonusesforall,esperantotheuniversallanguagewithuniversalbrotherhood.Nomorepatriotismofbarspongersanddropsicalimpostors.Freemoney,freerent,freeloveandafreelaychurchinafreelaystate.
O’MADDENBURKE:Freefoxinafreehenroost.
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BLOOM:Mixedracesandmixedmarriage.
LENEHAN:Whataboutmixedbathing?
(Bloomexplainstothosenearhimhisschemesforsocialregeneration.Allagreewithhim.ThekeeperoftheKildarestreetmuseumappears,draggingalorryonwhicharetheshakingstatuesofseveralnakedgoddesses,VenusCallipyge,VenusPandemos,VenusMetempsychosis,andplasterfigures,alsonaked,representingthenewninemuses,Commerce,OperaticMusic,Amor,Publicity,Manufacture,LibertyofSpeech,PluralVoting,Gastronomy,PrivateHygiene,SeasideConcertEntertainments,PainlessObstetricsandAstronomyforthePeople.)
FATHERFARLEY:Heisanepiscopalian,anagnostic,ananythingarianseekingtooverthrowourholyfaith.
MRSRIORDAN:(Tearsupherwill.