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           Burke’s!Burke’s!Thencetheyadvancedfiveparasangs.Slattery’smountedfoot.Where’sthatbleedingawfur?ParsonSteve,apostates’creed!No,no,Mulligan!Abaftthere!Shoveahead.Keepawatchontheclock.Chuckingouttime.Mullee!What’sonyou?Mamèrem’amariée.BritishBeatitudes!Retamplatandigidiboumboum.Ayeshaveit.TobeprintedandboundattheDruiddrumpressbytwodesigningfemales.Calfcoversofpissedongreen.Lastwordinartshades.MostbeautifulbookcomeoutofIrelandmytime.Silentium!Getaspurton.Tention.Proceedtonearestcanteenandthereannexliquorstores.March!Tramp,tramp,tramp,theboysare(attitudes!)parching.Beer,beef,business,bibles,bulldogsbattleships,buggeryandbishops.Whetheronthescaffoldhigh.Beer,beef,tramplethebibles.WhenforIrelandear.Tramplethetrampellers.Thunderation!Keepthedurnedmillingtarystep.Wefall.Bishopsboosebox.Halt!Heaveto.Rugger.Scrumin.Notouchkicking.Wow,mytootsies!Youhurt?Mostamazinglysorry!

           Query.Who’sastandingthisheredo?Proudpossessorofdamnall.Declaremisery.Bettotheropes.Menanteesaltee.Notaredatmethisweekgone.Yours?MeadofourfathersfortheÜbermensch.Dittoh.Fivenumberones.You,sir?Gingercordial.Chaseme,thecabby’scaudle.Stimulatethecaloric.Windingofhisticker.Stoppedshortnevertogoagainwhentheold.Absintheforme,savvy?Caramba!Haveaneggnogoraprairieoyster.Enemy?Avuncular’sgotmytimepiece.Tento.Obligatedawful.Don’tmentionit.Gotapectoraltrauma,eh,Dix?Posfact.