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           HeardhetheninthatclapthevoiceofthegodBringforthor,whatCalmersaid,ahubbubofPhenomenon?Heard?Why,hecouldnotbuthearunlesshehadpluggedhimupthetubeUnderstanding(whichhehadnotdone).ForthroughthattubehesawthathewasinthelandofPhenomenonwherehemustforacertainonedaydieashewasliketheresttooapassingshow.Andwouldhenotaccepttodieliketherestandpassaway?BynomeanswouldhethoughhemustnorwouldhemakemoreshowsaccordingasmendowithwiveswhichPhenomenonhascommandedthemtodobythebookLaw.ThenwottedhenoughtofthatotherlandwhichiscalledBelieve-on-Me,thatisthelandofpromisewhichbehovestothekingDelightfulandshallbeforeverwherethereisnodeathandnobirthneitherwivingnormotheringatwhichallshallcomeasmanyasbelieveonit?Yes,PioushadtoldhimofthatlandandChastehadpointedhimtothewaybutthereasonwasthatinthewayhefellinwithacertainwhoreofaneyepleasingexteriorwhosename,shesaid,isBird-in-the-Handandshebeguiledhimwrongwaysfromthetruepathbyherflatteriesthatshesaidtohimas,Ho,youprettyman,turnasidehitherandIwillshowyouabraveplace,andshelayathimsoflatteringlythatshehadhiminhergrotwhichisnamedTwo-in-the-Bushor,bysomelearned,CarnalConcupiscence.